It was in dark, narrow streets of Enmore, Dan and I were driving the sinister van on the way to Young Henry’s to do the photo-shoot of next years World Naked Courier Calendar. Maybe it was the dark van, maybe it was the black roads, but I was quiet, nervous… serious. Young Henry’s was shutting up shop; the last of the young hip crowd were leaving and the roller doors of the garage brewery shut us in.
There were about 12 of us, currently clothed, maybe a little red in the cheeks, hot around the neck, coming and going having smoke after smoke.
The set up for the photos was simple, a staged bar scene with 3 of us: Belle, myself and Justin. We all fumbled around trying to remain professional, people giving directions with a ‘maybe’, ‘if you want’, ‘what about this’. But the generous free beers from one of Sydney’s finest small breweries started to kick. Laughter became freer and hands stopped covering up the indecency. More people took their clothes off, and more started to arrive. We started to reach over the bar to fill our glasses up from the beer tap, slapping our asses all over the tables, chairs, bars, sofas, ladders, barrels. We neglected politeness to the people who happily gave up their time and space. It was pretty embarrassing, but larger then that it was a lot of wicked fun.
A few days later, after the memories of balls and asses had faded, we all agreed it got out of hand.
We have sent away the 3 best photos for 1 to be selected and printed for next years edition. If you want to to pre-order send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org, it will showcase the very finest courier bods from all around the world. Last years price was 18 AUS Dollars and all the proceeds go to various courier funds from around the world.
2014 Calendar –